None of This Will Matter

...but right now it totally does.

I'm desperately putting off getting ready for my career services meeting. Well, that's an overstatement. Its in an hour and I totally have this under control. Really. Its just that PJ's and an unmade bad are, quite frankly, really decadent for me right now. And everyone needs a little decadence in their life at times. So on goes the music...

There's not much to get ready for anyway. I know exactly what I'm going to tell them.

- I want a job in criminal prosecutions or public interest law.
- I want it to be in one of the major east coast markets: Boston, NYC, DC, Miami? (yeah, not so much).
- I want to get paid.

Its the last one that narrows the job search quite a bit. Public interest law and paid internship aren't terms that go together as much as law firm and paid internship do. We'll see how it goes.

Then, joy of joys, I have a dentist appointment. I mention that not because it is interesting now, but because it has major implications for when the zombie apocalypse comes. It seems prudent to throw in a little tidbit with all the mundane goodness of my life. Ya know, so there will be more people around to repopulate the earth... and stuff.

Anyway...

Zombie Tip of the Day
Take regular trips to the dentist.

Once the zombie apocalypse comes, there is simply not going to be universal healthcare (take that Obama). More importantly, there won't be a lot of dentists hanging around to clean your teeth. If they're smart they'll have activated their own evacuation plans already.

Dirty teeth are a major cause of serious illness. How annoying would it be to fend off the zombie hoards just to die of gingivitis or something a year later? That's a 'shake your fist at God' moment right there. But it doesn't have to be! Just make sure your teeth are sparkly and cavity free while society is still in tact and keep a toothbrush in your survival kit.

That's all for now! Keep working on those Evac Plans, kids!