So in this time of overpopulation, most diseases spread best in crowded urban centers, non less than a virus which turns your neighbors who live in the brownstone next door into flesh eating neighbors. Clearly, if Stephen and Rachel aren't infected, you can team up with them to survive. However, if they become ravenous, you won't be inviting them over to play Cranium.
. . .Unless you are me.
I love Cranium. And incidentally, so do zombies.
So if the cities aren't safe, where should I go?
Canada.
. . .
Yes, Canada.
This land of universal healthcare and maple leaves has two things going for it.
Open land, and Cold. Open Land allows a resourceful survivor to avoid human, and also zombie contact. The cold will slow up the zombies, and allow for easier escape.
So run to Canada, a land which will become a haven for survivors.
Except don't go to Quebec. Screw them.
Fucking Quebecois.
Your dutiful survivor,
Ben.
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It pains me greatly to have to explain this to a member of our venerable zombie survival team... but you do realize you cannot declare yourself a survivor when you have yet to survive ANYTHING, right?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it isn't that major a transgression since we mostly keep you around to have a giggle at the expense of middle America and show people what NOT to do...
But still. I, as a well studied expert in our field, take personal offense to your adoption of such an inappropriate moniker.
Work on it.
Well, I gotta tell ya, those of us in Middle America will survive the longest, with our experience outdoors and with firearms. I am just predicting the eventual outcome. Studying will get you nowhere, as nothing replaces real experience.
ReplyDeleteBen you may want to get some help... with your love for Cranium... its a good game sure... but I think you have something more in mind. =P
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