Well, I'm running on less that an hour's sleep, due to either the rampaging hoards of zombies (slow, not fast - fast zombies are a myth) or some bitch named Alex Mendez, I'm not sure. More on this later.
Well, clearly, as the web address claims, someone will be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse, but it clearly wasn't me. How did I survive when all of my compatriots left me for dead? Soon to come. Hint, it involves copious amounts of fire.
Out.
P.S. It is absolutely awful when I start to do all of my ellipses in the legal style. (period space period space period)
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Apparently lack of sleep turns me into a combination Ryan Seacrest and OCD sufferer.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's worse... that you do sound a bit like Seacrest or that you insist on believing that your little fire trap will save you.
ReplyDeleteHow many times do I have to explain this? If you light a zombie on fire, the only thing that will happen is that it will be on fire WHILE IT BITES YOU.
Seriously. Its like I'm talking to a wall here.
This assumes I havent already set my plans to create a safezone surrounded by fire into action.
ReplyDeleteFire in mouth disease. Humn.. not good. I dunno about you matches around you idea either, it just seems to be lacking the incinerator.
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